Recent Messages

christopher christopher : Not to worry, @jmperf, good thing I decided not to rush, since they're still the pool. Thanks for dinner. #SummerEvening
about 4622 days, 7 hours, 6 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : When #Nordstrom says there's a men's room on the first floor, do they mean the one right outside the store in the mall? #ShoppingWithTheKids
about 4626 days, 9 hours, 37 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I'm learning that the #LegoStore appeals to the engineer in my daughter, while the #AppleStore brings out the consumer in my son.
about 4626 days, 10 hours, 11 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Usual day, #ShoppingWithTheKids, triangulating my position between the princess at iPads and the boy in iPad minis at the #AppleStore.
about 4626 days, 10 hours, 38 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I would consider the #Surface RT, with the price cut, and seeing it has desktop mode, but the inability to install anything but #Metro apps?
about 4626 days, 10 hours, 47 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Proving that kids truly are the most adaptable, my son can bounce from my #Android tablet to @jmperf's #iPad to a Microsoft #Surface tablet.
about 4626 days, 10 hours, 53 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : You might make better things, @bobbysburgerpal, but i may never know, since you can't go wrong with a classic crunch burger.
about 4626 days, 11 hours, 16 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Bottling morning at the home brewery. The timing should be great for a (late) summer ale. #homebrew
about 4626 days, 17 hours, 22 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : There's nothing like that first sip of beer to start the weekend. #ForTheLoveOfBeer
about 4627 days, 9 hours, 29 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Two days in a row, I'm out of Penn before trains are cancelled and delays start, yet I spend over 50 minutes on this train. #LIRR #Ugh
about 4628 days, 8 hours, 4 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I can put up with things, and ignore them, but this has gone too far. It's not the 1950s any more, and haven't been in a long time.
about 4628 days, 13 hours, 24 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : I won't let you bring you down, like your mother brought you down, or so I'm told, since you can't actually talk to me... ever.
about 4628 days, 13 hours, 25 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Smashed iPad, frayed Beats headphone cable. Is the look that important?
about 4631 days, 8 hours, 50 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : "We lived here, you, me, your mother... before she died." Duh, were you living with the corpse? #AsHeardOnTV
about 4631 days, 8 hours, 56 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : The @LongIslandBeer Summer Ale growler was great, except for that last pint which was spilled. #TheHorrorOfSpilledBeer #craftbeer
about 4632 days, 7 hours, 55 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : The @PortJeffBrewing porter the other night was fantastic, even on a warm summer night, I'd choose a dark provided its like that. #craftbeer
about 4632 days, 8 hours, 7 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : On a positive note, I didn't spend any money, but I also don't have any iced coffee despite trips to two separate #7Eleven stores.
about 4636 days, 16 hours, 2 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : Too drunk to #tweet.
about 4642 days, 3 hours, 41 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : The second beer, on the other hand, also a #homebrew, makes you rememer there's nothing like a stout.
about 4646 days, 6 hours, 49 minutes ago twitter
christopher christopher : There's nothing like that first sip of beer after having a great day with the kids. #WorthTheWait
about 4646 days, 6 hours, 50 minutes ago twitter