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christopher
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Why does the ticket machine on Dora speak Spanish? Why does it talk at all? Maybe I've just watched Mickey, Einsteins and now this.
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christopher
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Don't know which is worse: Appetite for Destrucion being 24 years old, Nevermind being 20, or that there's only 4 years difference.
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christopher
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Walked so much today, but following Luke around while we wait for a table for dinner is as much fun, just to explore with him.
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christopher
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Ella says: "Daddy, I wear a brown skirt and brown shoes. Why?" Ah, she knows brown and skirt and full sentences, but the existentialism?!?
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christopher
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Winding down after a long day, just me and the kids. The simple joy almost makes me forget Ella wetting her pants. Almost, I say.
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christopher
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Actually having a conversation with a 2-year old, while she eats breakfast. The day can't get any better.
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christopher
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Should I take it as a sign that my wife doesn't know how long we've been married? She needs to know is the year, since the day is her bday.
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christopher
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A gallon of water mowing the lawn; now for an equal amount of PBR; they say it's like water, but what do they know?
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christopher
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Who says it's too hot to mow the lawn? My shirt is soaked, but there's a breeze and I'm moving around. To sit here idle would be torture.
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christopher
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So I ask Ella if she knows whose birthday is today (her friend Blair's daddy), while she's watching Dora, and she says Boots the Monkey.
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christopher
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Now, when I post to my web site, anywherespecial.com, it will be posted on Facebook.
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christopher
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Luke just told me that the potty is different at day care because the flusher is on the other side and there's a hole where the poop comes out.
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christopher
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An early start to work (updating servers at 5:00 AM) leads to an early start to the weekend. Enjoying a pint of Brooklyn Summer Ale right now.
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christopher
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How do I handle a little sister hitting her brother? Then again, neither one listens, so I think all I can do is outgrow this phase.
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christopher
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That's what I was thinking last night when Ella woke me every 10 minutes for an hour, starting 8 minutes after I shut the light.
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christopher
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Just heard an excerpt from Samuel L. Jackson reading "Go The F*ck To Sleep."
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christopher
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Turns out, having a great time in my cousin's pool, and having dinner with them, an even better option. Thanks again Jeff and Katie!
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christopher
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Playing Mr. Mom tonight. Do I try and feed them at home, after cooling off at the library in the AC, or eat free at Moe's?
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christopher
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Bringing the two kids to Church with me wasn't bad. I thought hey were loud, but those around us complimented me on their good behavior.
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christopher
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Spoiler Alert: Not only do they kill him, but it becomes a social commentary on capital punishment.
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