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christopher christopher : I really don't get the whole facebook fascination-thing. All my news feed reads is the NY Times, Colbert, Jon Stewart and the Miami Dolphins.
about 5556 days, 14 hours, 36 minutes ago
christopher christopher : I spent 20+ minutes in Penn Station and did not get a nice, large beer. Sure, I thought about it, and with long, working Saturday, nothing.
about 5561 days, 9 hours, 2 minutes ago
christopher christopher : What a morning. What a day, really. Been working since 4:30AM, trying to update a server. Third time really is the charm.
about 5562 days, 12 hours, 34 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Why does the ticket machine on Dora speak Spanish? Why does it talk at all? Maybe I've just watched Mickey, Einsteins and now this.
about 5564 days, 16 hours, 15 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Don't know which is worse: Appetite for Destrucion being 24 years old, Nevermind being 20, or that there's only 4 years difference.
about 5570 days, 17 hours, 34 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Walked so much today, but following Luke around while we wait for a table for dinner is as much fun, just to explore with him.
about 5575 days, 4 hours, 45 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Ella says: "Daddy, I wear a brown skirt and brown shoes. Why?" Ah, she knows brown and skirt and full sentences, but the existentialism?!?
about 5576 days, 16 hours, 15 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Winding down after a long day, just me and the kids. The simple joy almost makes me forget Ella wetting her pants. Almost, I say.
about 5577 days, 4 hours, 20 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Actually having a conversation with a 2-year old, while she eats breakfast. The day can't get any better.
about 5580 days, 16 hours, 25 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Should I take it as a sign that my wife doesn't know how long we've been married? She needs to know is the year, since the day is her bday.
about 5582 days, 7 hours, 27 minutes ago
christopher christopher : A gallon of water mowing the lawn; now for an equal amount of PBR; they say it's like water, but what do they know?
about 5582 days, 10 hours, 58 minutes ago in response to christopher
christopher christopher : Who says it's too hot to mow the lawn? My shirt is soaked, but there's a breeze and I'm moving around. To sit here idle would be torture.
about 5582 days, 11 hours, 35 minutes ago replies (1)
christopher christopher : So I ask Ella if she knows whose birthday is today (her friend Blair's daddy), while she's watching Dora, and she says Boots the Monkey.
about 5584 days, 16 hours, 14 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Now, when I post to my web site, anywherespecial.com, it will be posted on Facebook.
about 5585 days, 6 hours, 59 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Luke just told me that the potty is different at day care because the flusher is on the other side and there's a hole where the poop comes out.
about 5585 days, 16 hours, 40 minutes ago
christopher christopher : An early start to work (updating servers at 5:00 AM) leads to an early start to the weekend. Enjoying a pint of Brooklyn Summer Ale right now.
about 5590 days, 7 hours, 13 minutes ago
christopher christopher : How do I handle a little sister hitting her brother? Then again, neither one listens, so I think all I can do is outgrow this phase.
about 5591 days, 16 hours, 17 minutes ago
christopher christopher : That's what I was thinking last night when Ella woke me every 10 minutes for an hour, starting 8 minutes after I shut the light.
about 5592 days, 11 hours, 53 minutes ago in response to christopher
christopher christopher : Just heard an excerpt from Samuel L. Jackson reading "Go The F*ck To Sleep."
about 5592 days, 11 hours, 54 minutes ago replies (1)
christopher christopher : Turns out, having a great time in my cousin's pool, and having dinner with them, an even better option. Thanks again Jeff and Katie!
about 5592 days, 13 hours, 54 minutes ago in response to christopher