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christopher christopher : Ella says: "Daddy, I wear a brown skirt and brown shoes. Why?" Ah, she knows brown and skirt and full sentences, but the existentialism?!?
about 5348 days, 12 hours, 36 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Winding down after a long day, just me and the kids. The simple joy almost makes me forget Ella wetting her pants. Almost, I say.
about 5349 days, 41 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Actually having a conversation with a 2-year old, while she eats breakfast. The day can't get any better.
about 5352 days, 12 hours, 46 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Should I take it as a sign that my wife doesn't know how long we've been married? She needs to know is the year, since the day is her bday.
about 5354 days, 3 hours, 48 minutes ago
christopher christopher : A gallon of water mowing the lawn; now for an equal amount of PBR; they say it's like water, but what do they know?
about 5354 days, 7 hours, 19 minutes ago in response to christopher
christopher christopher : Who says it's too hot to mow the lawn? My shirt is soaked, but there's a breeze and I'm moving around. To sit here idle would be torture.
about 5354 days, 7 hours, 56 minutes ago replies (1)
christopher christopher : So I ask Ella if she knows whose birthday is today (her friend Blair's daddy), while she's watching Dora, and she says Boots the Monkey.
about 5356 days, 12 hours, 35 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Now, when I post to my web site, anywherespecial.com, it will be posted on Facebook.
about 5357 days, 3 hours, 20 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Luke just told me that the potty is different at day care because the flusher is on the other side and there's a hole where the poop comes out.
about 5357 days, 13 hours, 1 minutes ago
christopher christopher : An early start to work (updating servers at 5:00 AM) leads to an early start to the weekend. Enjoying a pint of Brooklyn Summer Ale right now.
about 5362 days, 3 hours, 34 minutes ago
christopher christopher : How do I handle a little sister hitting her brother? Then again, neither one listens, so I think all I can do is outgrow this phase.
about 5363 days, 12 hours, 38 minutes ago
christopher christopher : That's what I was thinking last night when Ella woke me every 10 minutes for an hour, starting 8 minutes after I shut the light.
about 5364 days, 8 hours, 14 minutes ago in response to christopher
christopher christopher : Just heard an excerpt from Samuel L. Jackson reading "Go The F*ck To Sleep."
about 5364 days, 8 hours, 15 minutes ago replies (1)
christopher christopher : Turns out, having a great time in my cousin's pool, and having dinner with them, an even better option. Thanks again Jeff and Katie!
about 5364 days, 10 hours, 15 minutes ago in response to christopher
christopher christopher : Playing Mr. Mom tonight. Do I try and feed them at home, after cooling off at the library in the AC, or eat free at Moe's?
about 5365 days, 2 hours, 44 minutes ago replies (1)
christopher christopher : Bringing the two kids to Church with me wasn't bad. I thought hey were loud, but those around us complimented me on their good behavior.
about 5367 days, 10 hours, 52 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Spoiler Alert: Not only do they kill him, but it becomes a social commentary on capital punishment.
about 5376 days, 5 hours, 29 minutes ago in response to christopher
christopher christopher : It's after five o'clock somewhere. Let the Fourth of July weekend begin!
about 5376 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes ago
christopher christopher : Really getting into Grisham's "Confession" and I just keep thinking this better not end like "The Chamber": 300+ pages and they kill him anyway.
about 5377 days, 13 hours, 25 minutes ago replies (1)
christopher christopher : Beer has been bottled. Started a new batch, a Summer Ale. Should have started sooner, like while I was bottling the other batch. Ohwell.
about 5379 days, 7 hours, 59 minutes ago